Tell-a-Joke-Thursday #1

Let’s have some fun this Thursday! No serious posts (because you all know I usually write these really serious posts)! So this Thursday I have some jokes that I hope will put a smile on your face.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door.
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”
Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!”

Q: Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A: She can’t find the eleven.

Have a nice Thursday.

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