10-things-Tuesday #16

You ever feel old? Yeah, me too. Here are 10 signs you’re getting old.
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  1. The word ‘fashion’ sounds exhausting. You don’t even know where to get the clothes that all the ‘young kids’ are wearing these days. I mean, sweats are fashion too, right?
  2. You use the term the ‘young kids’!
  3. “When I was your age.” Has become your new catch phrase.
  4. People call you sir/madam way too often.
  5. Writing yes like yas just doesn’t make sense.
  6. Technology confuses you.
  7. You get all the dirty jokes in all the Disney movies.
  8. To you Ariana Grande is the new drink at StarBucks.
  9. And One Direction is your new GPS system.
  10. Throwing a tantrum is no longer considered cute when you do it. Now it’s just pathetic.

Have a nice Tuesday.

MoodyMonday #26

Mood: Doing a barrel roll (and not the fun kind)

Today is not a good day. I’m the type of person that doesn’t like to sit still for too long. I’m always moving around, even when I’m asleep. I’m a mess in bed. And apparently you’re not supposed to whip and nae nae when you’re asleep. (For the people who don’t know what that means, basically my parents, it’s like Gangnam style but more fun. Google it!)
This is what happened: I woke up in the middle of the night mid-twist and could feel this nerve/muscle/sinew (is that what you call it? It sounds disgusting) in my shoulder just pop. It just kind of made this popping sound and all of a sudden I couldn’t move.
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Truth be told, this isn’t the first time this happened. It happened twice before and it’s a total nightmare. It hurts like hell. I know I sound like a big cry baby, but every move I make I can feel that thing in my shoulder shooting electric shocks to my brain! You know those fake gums your friend used to give you and when you pulled one out it shocked you? Or those stupid pens? That’s what it feels like every time I move. No, it’s not funny!
So now I’m in bed and have to do this barrel roll every time I want to get out to go to the bathroom. I really think I hate my bladder more than I hate this thing in my shoulder right now.
But don’t worry. Like I said, it happened before, it will be probably be over in three days or so. Your prayers are always welcome though!

Have a nice Monday.

PS. I know, I didn’t write any posts last week. I’m so sorry. I just didn’t feel like writing and I don’t want to write these forced posts that don’t make sense and probably suck. I hope that the pain I’m feeling right now makes up for it. Karma really is a b*tch!

FictionFriday #16

I cleaned my room today. It was a real challenge, but in the end no one won. I mean after you’re done cleaning, the dust has returned and you know you just wasted a whole day. I hate cleaning. The only good thing that came out of it is this:

Dust
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You’re everywhere:
the floor, the desk, the closet
I try to blow you away,
but you always come back

Nobody wants you
and yet you’re there
Nobody needs you
and yet you stay

You’ve won this battle
But I know I’ll win the war
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Have a nice Friday.

WordWednesday #9

You ready? Let’s do this. Here’s how it works: No plan. No ideas. Just words!

The circle of life
Monday morning everything seems possible
So many things to do
Places you need to be
Adventures you need to live

Tuesday morning is a new beginning
Things left undone will now be accomplished
Still so many possibilities
Don’t be afraid

Wednesday morning the truth hits you
Too little time
The world keeps spinning
One step at a time

Thursday morning hope is lost
Exhaustion keeps you up at night
Keep pushing
Keep fighting

Friday morning offers new strength
Just survive this day
Think of tomorrow
Look ahead

Saturday morning you stay in bed
Finally wake up to eat lunch
Fun things await
It’s going to be a good day

Sunday morning reality sets in
You go through the motions
You prepare for what is to come
Tomorrow you’ll do it all over again
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I hope you liked these words.

Have a nice Wednesday.