Dear person who decided that we should change the hour forward (and backward for that matter),
I hate you with an undying passion.
I hope you guys have a lovely Monday, but not the guy (yes, I just know it’s a guy) who decided we should mess with the clock!
Are you ready? Let’s do this. Here’s how it works: No plan. No ideas. Just words!
My strength is not defined by my gender
My intelligence is not defined by the size of my breasts
My beauty is not defined by your attraction
And my life is not defined by men
I am a woman who can open her own jars
I am a woman who reads books
I am a woman who dresses for her own pleasure
And I am a woman who loves her womanhood
Happy international women’s day.