I disappeared from the face of the earth for a while. I mean, everyone knows your life isn’t worth sh*t if you don’t post about it on the internet and I haven’t posted anything in a very long time, except for last Wednesday that is. So, let me give you a quick update.
I finished my Bachelor’s Degree in Film and literary sciences, which basically means I can talk about books and movies and people have to believe everything I say and whenever someone disagrees I just pull out my diploma and rub it in their face. Truth is, I still know absolutely nothing. Jon Snow would be so proud.
I spent the entire summer writing my thesis which was nice…
I just started my Master’s degree in Book and Digital Media Studies and from what I can tell it’s amazing and scary all at the same time. I feel like a little kid in High School again. Everyone just seems way cooler than you and somehow you’re already two months behind.
My Master is in English, which is fine because as you can tell from my amazing posts my English is absolutely perfect. There’s just this thing that happens every time I open my mouth. In my head my English sounds amazing. I mean, queen Elizabeth ain’t got nothing on me, but then I open my mouth and that’s when the thing happens. I sound like a grizzly bear trying to cross the street while riding a bicycle. If you’ve never seen a grizzly bear crossing the street while riding a bicycle and you don’t know what that sounds like, it’s awful.
Maybe I’m exaggerating.
Have a nice Tuesday.
I’m kind of in a hurry today. I usually write my Tuesday posts the night before, because I know I don’t have enough time to do it Tuesday morning… And yet, here I am, Tuesday morning, still not a clue what I’m going to write about. Right now I think I’m going to write a how-to-Tuesday, but who knows, maybe I’ll get this genius idea while writing this.
Nope, still not a clue.
I have been staring at the screen for two minutes and still don’t know what to write. Now I’m fascinated by the cursor on my screen. Now I’m wondering why we call a computer mouse, a mouse.
It sort of looks like a mouse. It’s just that if it were a mouse, the tail would be coming out of its head. Unless you have a wireless mouse and it doesn’t have a tail, which is even more depressing.
Oh, I have an idea for the post. I’m just going to tell you everything that pops into my head for the next five minutes. I’ll call it Thinking-out-loud-Tuesday. But you already know this, because you’ve read the title. Which basically means you just read my mind. I don’t know if this is just me, but sometimes I feel like the people around me can actually read my mind. And in my head I’ll call them out on it. “I know you can read my mind. You just don’t react, because then I would know for sure you can read minds. But I’m on to you s*cker.”
Nope, is that just me? After that I just have this entire conversation with a complete stranger, all in my head. The conversation usually ends with: “You’re good.”
Now I’m thinking about all the things I have to do this week. And the fact that I’m really not in the mood for classes today. This is boring!
My mind went blank for a moment, but I’m back.
The sun is shining outside and I like warm weather, but I also hate it. The world is just a happier place when the sun is shining, but I hate warm weather. Sweating is just the worst.
I do like going to the beach. No, that’s not really true. I like to go to the beach in France. I hate the beach in the Netherlands.
How did we get from a post about nothing to a post about the Dutch beaches? I really don’t know.
Shit, the five minutes are up. Yes, I actually set a timer. I’m that person. Now I really have to go! I really recommend doing this yourself. It’s amazing how fast your brain can go from one topic to something completely different. It just shows how easily distracted people are.
Hey, a bird!
Have a nice Tuesday.